code/datums/instability_meltdown.dm 
| /datum/instability_meltdown | A possible genetic meltdown that occurs when someone exceeds 100 genetic instability |
|---|---|
| /datum/instability_meltdown/monkey | Turns you into a monkey |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/paraplegic | Gives you brain trauma that makes your legs disfunctional and gifts you a wheelchair |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/corgi | Turns you into a corgi |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/alright | Does nothing |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/not_alright | Gives you the same text as above but now when you're hit you take 200 times more damage |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/slime | Turns you into a slime |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/yeet | Makes you phase through walls into a random direction |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/decloning | Makes you take cell damage and gibs you after some time |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/organ_vomit | Makes you vomit up a random organ |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/snail | Turns you into a snail |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/crab | Turns you into the ultimate lifeform |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/gib | Instantly gibs you |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/dust | Dusts you |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/petrify | Turns you into a statue |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/dismember | Either dismembers you, or if unable to, gibs you |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/skeletonize | Turns you into a skeleton, with a high chance of killing you soon after |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/ceiling | Makes you look up and melts out your eyes |
| /datum/instability_meltdown/fatal/psyker | Slowly turns you into a psyker |