code/game/machinery/experimental_cloner/experimental_cloner_fuckup.dm 
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup | Things we can do to mess up the clones |
|---|---|
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/felinise | Become cat |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/bald | Bald |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/brain_trauma | Give a brain trauma or two |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/scramble | Roll the limb and organ dice a couple times |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/mutate | Mess with the genes |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/lively_flesh | Makes your limbs mad at you |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/fly_mishap | Contaminated sample |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/monkey | Return to monkey |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/skeletised | No skin |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/psykerize | Become a psyker, possibly the worst fate on this list |
| /datum/experimental_cloner_fuckup/total_failure | Just fuck me up |